Just For Laughs: Feature Page

Laugh a little each day …..

Sometimes we all need a little break from our day to day routine. A good way to help relieve some stress is to take time to mellow out, relax and enjoy some lighthearted laughs or humorous stories. And there’s so much to chose from too! There’s so much going on in this crazy world  in which we live and  sometimes, you just have to stand back and observe what others are doing … or not doing. Some of the posts here are simply observations of stuff we see, read and hear. Of course, not everyone can be as practical, grounded or intelligent as you or I. Fortunately, this provides us with lots of amusing situations and things that make you laugh or wonder what the hell someone was thinking before or while doing something crazy or insane. Sometimes you laugh at the person but more often at what that person says or does. Check some of these posts out for yourself and you’ll see what I mean. Well, that’s what this section provides for you. I’ve also included some favorite stories I’ve come across just to give a little more variety.

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AMUSING OBSERVATIONS:

Amusing Oxymorons  

Fake Ad Contest Highlights

“Having Guts” vs “Having Balls”: Do You Know The Difference?

How To Use Math Logic To Succeed

Humorous Headlines In The News

Humorous Observations of Real Life Experiences

Questionable Thought Process

Saga of The 7 Dwarves In The 21st Century

Strange, Funny & Stupid Laws That Make You Wonder Why: State By State

Strange & Obscure Words To Expand Your Vocabulary With

Worst Corporate Slogan Translations Ever Made

You Can Tell You’re Getting Old When…

You Know You’re Over The Hill If…

You’ll Know The Current Recession Is Over When…

 

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INCREDIBLE HOAXES:

April Fool’s Day Fun & Traditions

Can You Pass A Gullibility Test?

Incredible Hoax Websites For The Gullibly Challenged

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VALUABLE LESSONS:  

25 Priceless Lessons On Life Learned From Mom

Lessons Learned Living By The Rules of Life

Murphy’s Law – With Some New Insight

 

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ENTERTAINING IMAGES:

Amusing Animal Antics Picture Gallery

Funny of the Day

Images That Say A Lot

Remote Control Fantasy

The Wheels of Life

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STUPID FILES: 

Annoying Expressions & Stupid Sayings

Idiot Awards – Here’s Your Sign!

Strange, Funny & Stupid Laws That Make You Wonder Why: State By State

Stupid Criminals Across America

Stupid Questions or Stupid People?

Stupid Warning Labels

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UNUSUAL SIGNS: 

Amusing Signs That Make You Wonder

Creative Funny & Unusual Signs

Look! More Amusing Funny & Stupid Signs

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FUNNY STORIES: 

A Funny Story About Teaching Your Kids Morals

Deer Hunter’s Log: A Day In The Life Of A Deer Hunter

Knowledge

Medical Problem

Proud Dads’ Discovery At Golf

Purina Diet

Sarcastic Burglar

Stuttering Cat

The Cuckoo Clock

Weight Loss Plan

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RANDOM THOUGHTS:

10 More Ideas or Thoughts To Ponder Over

12 Not-So-Deep Thoughts

How To Use Math Logic To Succeed

Is Life Really Measured By Numbers?

Questionable Thought Process

Random Thoughts To Make You Think

Thought For The Day #1

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Fun Sound Effects … In An Instant

 

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Random Thoughts To Make You Think

Here are a few random thoughts that should make you think a little… and when you do, it’s simply amazing how many of these you may laugh at… but are somehow ringing true in your head when you really stop and think about it….. Enjoy! 😛

A Few Random Thoughts To Make You Think…

• If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?

• Man’s most common fault is not knowing what he doesn’t know.

• To steal ideas from one person is called plagiarism… to steal from many is called research.

• I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

• By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

• Experience is a wonderful thing – It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

• Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. – quoted by Mark Twain –

• The cure for insomnia is relatively simple — Get more sleep!

• Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can’t always blame on the government.

• Forty is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

• If you can’t be a good example… You’ll just have to serve as a horrible warning.

• One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.

• You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

12 Not-So-Deep Thoughts

Here are 12 not-so-deep thoughts to ponder if you find you have a little too much free time on your hands…

• Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

• The good things that come to those who wait may be the things left over by those who got there first.

• A fine is a tax for doing something wrong while a tax is a fine for doing something well.

• When you go into court for a trial, aren’t you  putting your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty?

• Light travels faster than sound – So this is probably why some people appear bright until you hear them open their mouths to speak.

• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

• It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial cost and blame it on the cost of living.

• If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea… does that mean that one in five enjoys it?

• It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them all.

• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

• If it’s true that we are all here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

• Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

Questionable Thought Process

Have you ever wondered how someone comes up with names of things or words that mean the opposite of what they are really meant to describe? There’s a questionable thought process involved here somewhere. If you think about it, there are quite a few examples of them in the English language. Here are a few to start you off .

There’s gotta be tons more out there – Do any more come to mind off the top of your head?

• Why is it that we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

• Why is it that freight packages sent on trucks are called shipments and freight packages sent on ships are called cargo?

• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

• Why is the man who invests all of your money called a broker?

• When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

• Who tastes dog food when it says ‘new & improved’ flavor on the label?

• If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen can be defrocked, doesn’t it make sense that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Here are a few more to ponder that I came across recently…..

• Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that the bench has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

• If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes?”

• The shortest sentence in the English language is reportedly, “I am” . So isn’t it possible that “I Do” might be considered the longest sentence?

• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?