Funny Stories – Just For Laughs

Here is a nice simple collection of funny stories to enjoy in-between your hectic schedule of activities, obligations and running around. Take a break and enjoy a couple during your down-time. Remember – laughter  is infectious and is good for your heart as well as your body, mind and soul.

Additional stories will be added over time. Keep Checking Back

All the links below are within this site.

A Funny Story About Teaching Your Kids Morals

Cuckoo Clock

Deer Hunter’s Log: A Day In The Life Of A Deer Hunter

Knowledge

Medical Problem

Proud Dads’ Discovery At Golf

Purina Diet

Sarcastic Burglar

Stuttering Cat

Weight Loss Plan

Purina Diet

purina_dog_chowHow many times when someone has asked you a stupid question have you wanted to come back with a story like this? …..

sit back and hold on for the ride

I happen to have four dogs at home and was in the checkout line at Wal-mart with a large bag of Purina in my shopping cart. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, that I was starting the “Purina Diet” again, although I probably shouldn’t because I had ended up in the hospital last time – however – I had lost 50 pounds before I had awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two of them every time you feel hungry. I also said the food is nutritionally complete so I thought I would give it another try again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I replied no, it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me!

I honestly thought that one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid woman! …..Why else would I buy dog food?