How To Use Math Logic To Succeed

How would you like a sure fire way to succeed in life at anything you put your mind to….. simply by using math logic to get you there?

Well — stay tuned — and read on!!

Some people go through great lengths to get ahead, to stay on top of their game and succeed in life. Here is some indisputable mathematical logic to successfully put you ‘over the top’.  Simply apply this magical formula or theory to your everyday life to succeed at anything you undertake. This is simply brilliant 🙂  Check this out!

Math_Professor_clipartWhat makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

So here’s a little ‘mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions and help clear up any and all doubt you may have. Now put on your thinking caps and try to stay with me here and follow along.

Let’s just suppose that…..

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as…..

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then…..

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And…..

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But…..

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And…..

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Now look how far ass kissing will take you…..

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can theoretically conclude, with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. 😛

And here’s something else to ponder…..

Some People Are Alive — Simply Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them! 😛

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Knowledge

airplane-with-peopleA stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,” Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger, “How about nuclear power?” and he smiles.

“Oh” she said. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question… A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit.”

Ultimate Web Resource Directory

globe_in_flat_screen_monitorThis post has been a huge endeavor – Over 200 Entries – and features links to important information and resources for highly searched subjects as well as issues concerning consumer safety, emergency preparedness, medical help,child care, pet care, travel, entertainment, internet related help, government resources, economy minded sites, coupons, do-it-yourself tutorials, consumer reports, school resources, real estate, lots of reference sites to many different subjects, and the list goes on ….. Many of the referral sites are FREE while others are CHEAP. I’ve visited about 95% of the sites listed here at one time or another as I’ve been keeping track of some of the better or more interesting or informative ones. I’ve tried to avoid sites with too much interference of annoying ads or ramblings away from the subject initially sought after.

Lots of FREE information located within this directory

that could save you plenty of money, lots of time,

and probably some stress too!


 

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Auto Repair Manuals (Online Resource)

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Car Values – Kelley Blue Book –

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Coin Exchange/Redemption Locator-

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Credit Card Search (Compare Before You Apply)

Currency Converter – World Curency

Daily Almanac –

Debit Cards – Prepaid (Comparisons) – 

Dentist Directory –

Dictionary Online –

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(for Driving Laws/Requirements/Education/Records/Traffic Schools)

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Food & Drug Administration –

Food Poisoning –

FREE Stuff – Freebies Online –

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Gardening Guide – 

Going Green

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Highway Travel Sources – 

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Home/House Insurance Company Comparisons –

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Image/Picture Search Engine –

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Indian Casino Directory –

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Make At Home Products

Maps Online

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Master Card Global ATM Locator – 

Medical Dictionary/Encyclopedia –

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Music Charts (American & International)

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National Parks –

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Parents Guide/Parenting –

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Pet Care Resource –

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(including Traffic/Weather/Travel/Directions/Movies/News/Sports)

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