Remote Control Fantasy

Remote Control Fantasy

Maybe this post should be re-titled as ————— His & Hers Wishful Thinking” ūüėõ

Ahh — If only everything in life could be this simple —– or at least pre-programmed

Here are a couple pics of¬† remote controls (two variations) that I think every man would love to own or get his hands on some day….. if he could only find one………. ūüôā

Enjoy!!

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Just to be fair – or as some would say – keeping equality of the sexes truly equal….. As well as to keeping peace in the relationship, here is the woman’s version of her ultimate remote…..

You Know You’ve Made It Through 2009 When…

Do you remember those days when you used to think that the remote control was the height of technological advancement? Even email has been around since 1969 but didn’t take hold commercial til 1988. Well – looks like it’s time for a reality check. Read on to see just how far you’ve come since those prehistoric times.

You know you’ve made it through 2009 when….

1.  You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2.¬† You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.  You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.

4.  You e-mail or instant message the person who works at the desk next to you.

5.¬† Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have an e-mail address or a Twitter account (or for that matter Facebook or MySpace).

6.  You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7.  Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8.¬† Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 50) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10.  You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

11.  You text your kids in the next room to tell them dinner is ready.

12.  You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

13.¬† You’re reading this and nodding in agreement while laughing.

14.  Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

15.  You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

16.¬† You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.

…..And FINALLY…..

……………….. You’re now actually laughing at yourself!! ūüėõ

Now Go On……….

……….Forward this to your friends…..

………………..You know you want to!!

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For more info about when email starting changing our lives, click here.

Images That Say A Lot

Sometimes pictures and images can say a lot….. without the need of too many descriptive words.¬† So I present to you a sampling of some of these images….. Lots of variety here too ūüėõ

This is still a work in progress – More to be added over the next few days

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Just For Laughs: Feature Page

Laugh a little each day …..

laughing_monkeySometimes we all need a little break from our day to day routine. A good way to help relieve some stress is to take time to mellow out, relax and enjoy some lighthearted laughs or humorous stories. And there’s so much to chose from too! There’s so much going on in this crazy world  in which we live and  sometimes, you just have to stand back and observe what others are doing … or not doing. Some of the posts here are simply observations of stuff we see, read and hear. Of course, not everyone can be as practical, grounded or intelligent as you or I. Fortunately, this provides us with lots of amusing situations and things that make you laugh or wonder what the hell someone was thinking before or while doing something crazy or insane. Sometimes you laugh at the person but more often at what that person says or does. Check some of these posts out for yourself and you’ll see what I mean. Well, that’s what this section provides for you. I’ve also included some favorite stories I’ve come across just to give a little more variety.

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Please Note: All of the links below on this page are located within this website

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AMUSING OBSERVATIONS:

Amusing Oxymorons  laughter-yellow-ball

Fake Ad Contest Highlights

‚ÄúHaving Guts‚ÄĚ vs ‚ÄúHaving Balls‚ÄĚ: Do You Know The¬†Difference?

How To Use Math Logic To Succeed

Humorous Headlines In The News

Humorous Observations of Real Life Experiences

Questionable Thought Process

Saga of The 7 Dwarves In The 21st Century

Strange, Funny & Stupid Laws That Make You Wonder Why: State By State

Strange & Obscure Words To Expand Your Vocabulary With

Worst Corporate Slogan Translations Ever Made

You Can Tell You’re Getting Old When…

You Know You’re Over The Hill If…

You’ll Know The Current Recession Is Over When…

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INCREDIBLE HOAXES:

April Fool’s Day Fun & Traditions

Can You Pass A Gullibility Test?

Incredible Hoax Websites For The Gullibly Challenged

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VALUABLE LESSONS:  valuable-lessons-greenboard-e1269978316952

25 Priceless Lessons On Life Learned From Mom

Lessons Learned Living By The Rules of Life

Murphy‚Äôs Law ‚Äď With Some New¬†Insight

 

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ENTERTAINING IMAGES:

Amusing Animal Antics Picture Gallery

Funny of the Day

Images That Say A Lot

Remote Control Fantasy

The Wheels of Life

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STUPID FILES: stupid-files

Annoying Expressions & Stupid Sayings

Idiot Awards ‚Äď Here‚Äôs Your¬†Sign!

Strange, Funny & Stupid Laws That Make You Wonder Why: State By State

Stupid Criminals Across America

Stupid Questions or Stupid People?

Stupid Warning Labels

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UNUSUAL SIGNS: unusual-signs-collage

Amusing Signs That Make You Wonder

Creative Funny & Unusual Signs

Look! More Amusing Funny & Stupid Signs

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FUNNY STORIES: boy-laughing

A Funny Story About Teaching Your Kids Morals

Deer Hunter’s Log: A Day In The Life Of A Deer Hunter

Knowledge

Medical Problem

Proud Dads’ Discovery At Golf

Purina Diet

Sarcastic Burglar

Stuttering Cat

The Cuckoo Clock

Weight Loss Plan

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RANDOM THOUGHTS:

10 More Ideas or Thoughts To Ponder Over

12 Not-So-Deep Thoughts

How To Use Math Logic To Succeed

Is Life Really Measured By Numbers?

Questionable Thought Process

Random Thoughts To Make You Think

Thought For The Day #1

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SOUND F/X:sound_fx_machine

Fun Sound Effects … In An Instant

 

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Proud Dads’ Discovery At Golf

Clip Art Graphic of a White Chefs Hat Cartoon CharacterFour golfing buddies head out to the country club to play a round of golf one early bright Sunday morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their grown children while walking to the first tee.

“My son Bill,” says one, “has made quite a name for himself as a contractor in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but he now owns his own design and construction firm. He’s so successful in fact, that in the last year, he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift.”

The second man, not to be out-done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line auto dealership. “George is so successful in fact, that in the last six months, he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift.”

The third man’s son, Albert, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and in the last few weeks, has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man finally arrives, from the clubhouse, at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their offspring’s successes and then proceeds to ask what line of work his son is in.golf-green

“To tell you the truth, I’m not very pleased with how my son turned out,” he replies. “For 15 years, Frank’s been a hairdresser, and I’ve just recently discovered he’s gay. On the bright side however, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates.”

Purina Diet

purina_dog_chowHow many times when someone has asked you a stupid question have you wanted to come back with a story like this? …..

sit back and hold on for the ride

I happen to have four dogs at home and was in the checkout line at Wal-mart with a large bag of Purina in my shopping cart. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, that I was starting the ‚ÄúPurina Diet‚ÄĚ again, although I probably shouldn‚Äôt because I had ended up in the hospital last time ‚Äď however ‚Äď I had lost 50 pounds before I had awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two of them every time you feel hungry. I also said the food is nutritionally complete so I thought I would give it another try again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I replied no, it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me!

I honestly thought that one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid woman! …..Why else would I buy dog food?