10 More Ideas or Thoughts To Ponder Over

When you find yourself with just a little too much time on your hands, here are a few more thoughts to ponder over. I’m sure you may be able to relate to….. or have thought about one or two of the following ideas. Try not to spend to much time on each one 😛

  • Why is it that success usually occurs in private, and failure takes place in full view?
  • The severity of the itch is directly proportional to YOUR inability to reach it.
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
  • How can someone “draw a blank”?
  • How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
  • Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

Humorous Observations of Real Life Experiences

Just when you thought you’ve heard it all, someone comes up with more random thoughts. Here are a few more humorous observations of real life experiences. I’m sure some of these will hit home with you. Enjoy! 🙂

  • Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.
  • It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
  • Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  • Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
  • Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
  • Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
  • There is always one more idiot than you counted on.
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a   mechanic.
  • Experience is a wonderful thing… It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  • By the time you can make ends meet, someone moves the ends.
  • Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
  • Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
  • I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.
  • Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
  • I don’t repeat gossip….. so listen carefully.
  • Lord, if I can’t be skinny, let all my friends be fat.
  • Discover Wildlife!  — Have Kids!
  • “Genuine Antique Person” — Been there, done that, can’t remember!
  • By the time you find greener pastures, you can’t climb the fence!
  • Never buy anything you can’t sell at a garage sale
  • I quit jogging for health reasons. My thighs rubbed together so much it caught my underwear on fire!