Late one evening, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. Tiptoeing through the living room he suddenly froze when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!”
Silence returned to the house once more, so the burglar crept forward again.
“Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks — startled and frightened — Frantically, he looked all around. Then in a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage — and in the cage happened to be a parrot.
He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”
“Yes”, said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot, “What’s your name?”
“Clarence,” replied the bird.
“Well that’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar.
“What kind of idiot named you Clarence?”
The parrot answered, “Same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.”