Stuttering Cat

A teacher is trying to explain biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. At this point little Johnny raises his hand and states matter-of-factly “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”

Knowing how precious some of these stories could become, the teacher asked young Johnny to describe the incident.

“Well,” he began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he had jumped over the fence into our yard!

“That must have been quite scary,” said the teacher.

“It sure was!” quipped Johnny. “My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say “F*ck”, the Rottweiler ate him!”

One Response

  1. Poor Kitty! 😦 =-))

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