Medical Problem

angry_old_lady_with_caneAn old woman went into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem.

“I pass gas all the time, Dr. Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I’ve done it no less than twenty times. What can I do?” The woman asked.

The Doctor replied “Here’s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week.”

The next week, a very upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson’s office and angrily stated, “Doctor, I don’t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I’m doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?”

“Calm down, Mrs. Harris,” said the doctor soothingly. “Now that we’ve fixed your sinuses, next we’ll work on your hearing!!!