How To Use Math Logic To Succeed


How would you like a sure fire way to succeed in life at anything you put your mind to….. simply by using math logic to get you there?

Well — stay tuned — and read on!!

Some people go through great lengths to get ahead, to stay on top of their game and succeed in life. Here is some indisputable mathematical logic to successfully put you ‘over the top’.  Simply apply this magical formula or theory to your everyday life to succeed at anything you undertake. This is simply brilliant 🙂  Check this out!

Math_Professor_clipartWhat makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

So here’s a little ‘mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions and help clear up any and all doubt you may have. Now put on your thinking caps and try to stay with me here and follow along.

Let’s just suppose that…..

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as…..

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then…..

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And…..

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But…..

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And…..

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

Now look how far ass kissing will take you…..

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can theoretically conclude, with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. 😛

And here’s something else to ponder…..

Some People Are Alive — Simply Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them! 😛

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One Response

  1. My name is Kelly Clark and I am the founder of PopMatics, a teaching and learning philosophy based on the intersection of pop culture and mathematics. I am currently networking with fellow educators regarding this innovative and interactive approach to mathematics curriculum. The goal of PopMatics is to create a generation of mathematicians by capitalizing on the power of pop culture to connect complex mathematics concepts to students’ daily lives. This philosophy can also be applied to all disciplines, PopLearning. I would like to send you a brief introduction to PopMatics as well as a few of the celebrity endorsements that PopMatics has recieved. Feel free to check out my website, virtual CV, and additional resources (below) to truly get a feel for the power of PopMatics and PopLearning. I look forward to hearing from you soon regarding collaboration and/or partnerships!

    Sincerely,
    Kelly Clark

    teachmathemagics@aol.com
    kelly@theresearchmasters.com
    GoogleTalk: teachmathemagics
    Facebook Group: PopMatics
    LinkedIn Groups: PopMatics and PopLearning
    YouTube: TeachMathemagics

    http://www.iteachmathemagics.com (be sure to check out the Algebra 1 textbook samples)
    http://mcpopmb.ning.com/profile/KellyClark (be sure to check out my blog posts)

    http://www.visualcv.com/users/200490-teachmathemagics/cvs/241798 (Virtual Resume)
    https://sites.google.com/site/trmmathemagics/ (K-12 hybrid textbook series – proposal)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii2NchnekyM (Videos about PopMatics)

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