12 Not-So-Deep Thoughts

Here are 12 not-so-deep thoughts to ponder if you find you have a little too much free time on your hands…

    • Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
    • The good things that come to those who wait may be the things left over by those who got there first.
    • A fine is a tax for doing something wrong while a tax is a fine for doing something well.
    • When you go into court for a trial, aren’t you  putting your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty?
    • Light travels faster than sound – So this is probably why some people appear bright until you hear them open their mouths to speak.
    • Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
    • It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial cost and blame it on the cost of living.
    • If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea… does that mean that one in five enjoys it?
    • It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them all.
    • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
    • If it’s true that we are all here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
    • Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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